n00btard
Someone so clueless they think a toilet is a throne. They're like a baby with a middle finger.
He tried to beat the game on expert mode and failed. N00btard level 9000.
She asked if the sky was blue and got confused when I said yes. N00btard of the year.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got a facepalm. N00btard energy is real.