n00bspeek
A messed-up language used by kids who think they're cool but can't spell. They drop letters, miss punctuation, and say things like 'teh' and 'waht' like it's a big deal.
'I liek teh game', the most basic message ever
'Whaht is goin on', said no one who's ever been late to lunch
'Teh best snack is liek a waht', the most confusing snack ever