n00bsled
A legendary sled made from a chair's top half. It's the king of downhill rides and will crush any newbie who dares to cross its path. Only the most elite riders are allowed on this beast.
I saw that n00bsled tear through the snow like it was on fire.
That pudgeworth tried to ride the n00bsled and got launched like a cannonball.
The n00bsled doesn't just roll down hills, it screams down them.