n00bsled
A half-chair sled so powerful, it'll make your n00bz look like they're made of jelly. Only the cool kids get to ride it. Pudgeworths are not allowed anywhere near it.
The n00bsled hit the n00bz so hard, it knocked them out cold.
I saw a pudgeworth try to ride the n00bsled, he got tossed like a ragdoll.
The n00bsled doesn’t just move, it explodes.