n00bs!cle
the kind of noob that makes you want to throw your controller at them; if you're a n00bs! cle, you're not just bad, you're a nightmare to watch.
"You're a n00bs! cle, I've seen a dog do better than you.", from someone who's been playing for 30 years.
My friend just said, 'You're a n00bs! cle, I could beat you with my toes.'
Got called a n00bs! cle by a guy who's been playing for 15 years and still can't beat me.