n00bium
A cursed element that makes n00bs think they're cool. It's why they still use the word 'noob' like it's a superpower.
'My friend got n00bium from a meme. Now he thinks he's a legend.'
'I tried to beat my sister at a game. She had n00bium. I lost.'
'My teacher said n00bium is the reason kids fail math.'