n00bilicious
N00bilicious is when you try so hard to be a noob that you end up being the biggest noob of all.
He tried to be a noob in Runescape but got killed by a goblin. Total n00bilicious.
She signed up to a chatroom and immediately asked how to move. That was n00bilicious.
He tried to flirt with a girl in Habbo Hotel by saying 'hi' and ran away. Classic n00bilicious.