n00beus Hagrid
The reason Hagrid’s est8 smells like a fart. He’s got pygmy squirrels and thinks he’s a master. He still uses shanter like it’s magic.
'My pygmy squirrel just bit me. It’s probably revenge for my bad est8.'
'I got a silver medal at the pygmy squirrel show. I’m gonna cry.'
'Shanter is the best thing since chicken nuggets. I eat it for dinner.'