n00beus Hagrid
Hagrid’s weirdo brother who thinks pygmy squirrels are the best thing since chicken nuggets. He lives in a cave and still wears the same socks since 2001.
'My pygmy squirrel just ran away. I think it’s hiding from my bad breath.'
'I got a 2nd place at the pygmy squirrel show. I’m gonna cry about it.'
'Shanter is my life. I eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'