n00bert
A noob so bad that even the word 'noob' feels like a compliment. This guy is the reason why the word 'n00bert' was invented, and it’s a curse.
N00bert tried to text and used all caps like it was a war zone.
N00bert thought 'like' was a verb and used it 12 times in one sentence.
N00bert tried to explain a joke and made it longer than the movie version.