n00bahol
A n00bahol is someone who can't stand being good at anything. They'll cheat, whine, and blame everyone else just to stay a total noob. They're like a bad habit you can't kick.
I used a cheat code just to lose on purpose. I'm a n00bahol and I'm proud.
My friend plays the same game every day and still loses. He's a n00bahol.
I got a perfect score, but I called it a glitch. I'm a n00bahol.