N00b Zombie
A stupid newbie that's been cursed by Gaia. They can't think, they just eat and scream about 'quests' all day.
In a group chat: 'N00b zombie just tried to do a quest. It was a disaster.'
A tweet: 'N00b zombies are the reason I quit Gaia.'
DM from a friend: 'I think I'm becoming a n00b zombie. I can feel it.'