N00b Zombie
A newbie that's so bad, they're not even human anymore. They just walk around, drooling and screaming about 'Gaia Online'.
In a forum thread: 'N00b zombies are like bad pizza. You can't even look at them.'
A tweet from Kendra: 'N00b zombie just logged on. I'm scared.'
DM from Shelby: 'I think my friend turned into a n00b zombie last night.'