N00B-Os
N00B-Os is the worst cereal ever, and only n00bz0rs eat it. It’s so bad, even the president of the dumbest country on Earth eats it for breakfast.
I gave my sister N00B-Os and now she’s a n00b.
My dog eats N00B-Os and still hates me.
My teacher eats N00B-Os and now he can't teach.