n00b metal
N00b metal is like being forced to listen to a kid’s homework. It’s all bad riffs, worse vocals, and even worse ideas.
My brother made a n00b metal song about his goldfish. It was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
I tried to explain n00b metal to my little brother. He asked if it was a type of pizza.
That n00b metal track was so bad, I cried in my cereal.