n00b metal
N00b metal is for people who think they're cool but are just sad. Their music is like a broken kazoo played by a confused toddler.
My friend’s n00b metal band had a song called 'Booger Power.' It was a disgrace.
I tried to listen to n00b metal on my way to school. I walked out of the bus and screamed at a pigeon.
That n00b metal song was so bad, my mom asked if I was sick.