N-Variable Problem
A problem so messed up it might as well have a middle name. You have no idea what’s going on, and the variables are like kids in a candy store, eating everything and making a mess.
This problem is like trying to cook dinner with 20 chefs who all think they’re the head chef.
I looked at this problem, and it looked at me like I had 10 seconds to live.
Trying to solve this thing is like trying to win a race when everyone else has a head start and a turbo boost.