N-pod - A person who makes no sense and talks too much, like they're

A person who makes no sense and talks too much, like they're trying to win a debate with a wall.

My friend talked for an hour about his cat. He's an N-pod.

My teacher made me do 100 push-ups because I asked a question. She's an N-pod.

My dad said the sky is purple. He's an N-pod.