N-Friend
A white person’s fake nickname for a Black friend who they think is cool enough to be called something special. It’s like giving a Black person a gold star for being friendly but still acting like they’re the only one who matters.
"I’ve got my N-Friend over here, and he’s got a smooth flow.", Jake, after a bad rap battle
"N-Friend? Please. I’ve got 10 of those.", Sarah, during a lunch break
"He’s my N-Friend. I don’t need no other friends.", Mark, who has 2 friends total