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you think you're the best person ever, you live in a town that’s so small it's embarrassing, and when you get divorced you go online and post an ad so stupid it makes everyone laugh.
My cousin got divorced and now she's advertising on FriendFinder like it's the most important thing in the world.
He lives in Oneonta and still thinks he's fancy enough for BBC.
My neighbor got the divorce and now she's advertising like she's trying to find a date on a dating app.