n-chwigger
A white man who looks like he got sunburned by a dragon, and thinks being Chinese is just a phase he can fake with a weird accent and a bowl of noodles.
He tried to be cool by saying 'I’m not Chinese, I’m a white man with a Chinese identity.'
He wore a qipao to work and said 'This is my power suit.'
He tried to explain his skin tone by saying 'I’m just having a brown day.'