N Bear - A person who barely moves their fingers but still manages to

A person who barely moves their fingers but still manages to screw everything up in real life.

I saw N Bear at the grocery store. He dropped a cart full of eggs and still managed to miss the checkout line.

N Bear tried to text me, but he spelled 'hello' as 'h3llo' and forgot to send it.

N Bear got a job as a barista. He spilled coffee on the customer and the customer’s friend and the customer’s friend’s dog.