m.t.o.y. - You miss the old you because the new you is like a f***ing a

You miss the old you because the new you is like a f***ing alien that took over your body and you can't stand it anymore.

My friend said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started talking to my dog instead of my actual friends.

My cousin said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started wearing pajamas to work every day.

My neighbor said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started eating soup for breakfast and talking to my goldfish.