m.t.o.y.
You feel like you lost your best friend because they’ve changed so much it’s like they got hit by a truck and now they’re just a weird f***ing version of themselves.
My friend said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started talking to my pet goldfish instead of my actual friends.
My cousin texted me 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started wearing pajamas to work every day.
My neighbor said 'M. T. O. Y.' when I started singing in the shower and talking to my plants.