M@rt
M@rt is someone who talks so much, people forget what they were talking about. He starts arguments like it’s his job and loses every time because he’s as smart as a brick.
M@rt: You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever seen! (He gets 10 replies calling him dumb.)
M@rt: I’m gonna be famous! (He gets 5 likes and 100 dislikes.)
M@rt: I’m going to bed. (He types 50 messages before falling asleep.)