M.P.U
M. P. U. is a device that looks like a shoulder with a dildo attached. It’s for guys who want to practice getting their face fucked by a motorized cock.
My M. P. U. broke. I had to go to the store and buy a new one. My face was sore for a week.
I used my M. P. U. during a Zoom call. My coworkers thought I was having a seizure.
My M. P. U. has a button for 'fast' and 'slow'. I only use 'fast'.