M.O.M. bank - M. O. M. bank is when you’re too lazy to get a job, but your

M. O. M. bank is when you’re too lazy to get a job, but your mom’s too kind to kick you out.

I asked my mom for $20. She said, 'I gave you $20 last week.' I said, 'I needed it.' She said, 'You need a life.'

My mom said, 'If you ask for money again, I’m going to charge you interest.' I said, 'You already charge me rent.'

I told my mom I needed money. She said, 'I’ve given you $100 this month.' I said, 'I’ve given you $100 worth of shame.'