M.O.A.Q.
The M. O. A. Q. is when you stick an air pump up your butt and blast it so hard you think you're going to die from laughter and embarrassment.
I did the M. O. A. Q. in my bathroom and my dog ran out howling.
My friend did the M. O. A. Q. and her mom said it was louder than the church bells.
I did the M. O. A. Q. during a video call and my dad asked if I was possessed by a demon.
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