M.O.A.Q.
The M. O. A. Q. is like when a jet engine explodes in your pants and your neighbor's cat starts singing.
I did the M. O. A. Q. and my neighbor thought I was being tortured.
My sister did the M. O. A. Q. and her cat started singing opera.
I did the M. O. A. Q. in my living room and my mom called the police.