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How real people talk about money. Cash is for nerds who think $ is part of money. But it ain't. It's just the O in money. No S in it. Period.
You think you got money? You got a $10 bill. That's just a paper with a O on it. You got no S in money, so shut up.
You say money, but you don't even know how to spell it. It's just the O. You got a $5 bill. That's just a paper with a O on it.
Bro, you think you got money? You got a $20 bill. That's just a paper with a O on it. No S in money. You know what I mean?