M.M. Maximisation
When you try too hard to be the best at M. M. and end up being a complete idiot because you forgot how to act like a normal person.
I spent 8 hours perfecting my M. M. routine and then tripped over my own feet at the grocery store.
My mom said I was 'more annoying than a cockroach at a picnic' because I kept optimizing my M. M. in the middle of dinner.
I got kicked out of the mall because I yelled 'M. M. is sacred!' at a security guard.
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