M&M [Insert Act]
M&M is when you smoke weed and jerk off before doing anything else. It's like your brain says, 'I'm not doing this unless I get high and come.'
I stayed up until 3 AM doing M&M because I didn't feel like doing my homework.
He did M&M before the Zoom call and forgot to turn on his camera.
She did M&M before the test and got a 100% because she was too distracted.