M.I.S.I.C.H.N.O.
M. I. S. I. C. H. N. O. is when you’re broke enough to fight your best friend over a single fry.
"I fought my best friend over a fry. I won. I still have no money."
"I had to eat a fry for dinner. I cried."
"I got into a fight with my brother because he took my last fry."