M.I.M.L.G.I.T
A fancy way to say your mom is the one you'd give it to if you had the guts and you're not holding back on the insults.
Text: Mom, you're the M. I. M. L. G. I. T and I'm not even finished
DM: You're the M. I. M. L. G. I. T and I'm still your problem
Tweet: My mom is the M. I. M. L. G. I. T and I'm still her favorite, but only because I have to be