M.I.M.L.G.I.T
A bad nickname for your mom that sounds fancy but is just plain mean and full of swear words.
Text: Mom, you're the M. I. M. L. G. I. T and I'm still your kid
DM: You're the M. I. M. L. G. I. T and I'm still your problem
Tweet: My mom is the M. I. M. L. G. I. T and I'm still her favorite, even when I'm not