M.I.L.F.A
A mom who’s so hot she makes your brain shut up and your pants tighten up.
My mom is a MILF-A. She walks in and I forget how to breathe.
I saw my neighbor’s mom and I’m now a 20-year-old with a face like a confused potato.
My teacher is a MILF-A. I can’t focus and I’m getting bad grades because of her.