M.I.L.F.
A woman who looks so good, even my dog wants to date her and my math teacher forgets his equations.
My dog wants to date the MILF. He barked at my math teacher instead of me.
My math teacher forgot his equations because he saw the MILF at the coffee shop. He got a ‘D’ on his test.
My mom is a MILF. My dog tried to kiss her. He got a ‘D’ on his dog test.