M.I.L.C.
Mom I’d Like to Cuddle, it’s the soft version of M. I. L. F. and won’t get you knocked out by your buddy’s mom.
My friend’s mom is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t look like she’d kick my ass.
That lady at the park is a M. I. L. C., she’s got the face of a saint and the body of a warrior.
My aunt is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t smell like old pizza.