M.I.A.D - A phone that lets you pretend you're important even though y

A phone that lets you pretend you're important even though you're just scrolling through nonsense.

I was pretending to be busy at work, but I was just scrolling through memes the whole time.

My friend texted me: 'Are you even alive? You haven’t responded to me in 2 hours!'

I got a notification and immediately dropped everything to look at it.