m'homie
Your best friend who talks like a dirty old man and still acts like he's the king of the block.
M'homie said he'd bring the snacks, but that just means he brought three bags of chips and a soda that's been sitting since 2015.
He called me m'homie in front of my mom. I'm still mad about that.
He said he'd be there in 10 minutes. It's been 40 and he's still eating a sandwich.