M.E.C.C.A.
M. E. C. C. A. is our way of saying we don’t just beat crabs, we murder them. It’s like a fancy way to say we’re mean and we like it.
M. E. C. C. A. took out that crab so fast he didn’t even get to yell.
That crab tried to be tough, but M. E. C. C. A. made him look like a coward.
M. E. C. C. A. didn’t just kill the kid, they made him scream like he was being tortured.