M.C.D.A.
Masters in Call of Duty Administration. A college student who gave up on learning and now spends all day playing video games and calling himself a master.
I got my MCDA because I can't handle studying. Now I just play games and call myself a master. It's like a win-win.
I failed out of school because I preferred my video game life. Now I'm an MCDA. I'm basically a professional loser.
I got my MCDA by doing nothing. I didn’t even have to try. That’s how lazy I am.