M.C.D.A.
Masters in Call of Duty Administration. A person who thought college was hard, so he dropped out and now calls himself a master because he plays games all day.
I dropped out of school and now I'm an MCDA. I don’t even have to think. I just play games and call myself a master.
My MCDA is the best degree ever. It means I don’t have to do anything useful. Just play games and be lazy.
I got my MCDA by doing absolutely nothing. I'm like a human version of a video game.