Maddy Fetish - You can’t live without Maddy. If you don’t talk to her, you’

You can’t live without Maddy. If you don’t talk to her, you’ll probably start eating dirt and yelling at squirrels.

I got fired because I kept saying Maddy’s name during my meeting.

I tried to fake my own death so I could be with Maddy in the afterlife.

I bit my tongue trying not to say Maddy’s name during math class.