maddoxism
A Maddox is a person who thinks they're the worst but are actually the best. They'll do anything to cheer you up, even if it means crying in a corner.
My Maddox cried when I failed my math test. I got a 100 just to make her feel better.
She told me I was the best friend ever. Then she cried.
She made me laugh until I threw up. Then she cried.