Maddox Weinersnichle
The man with the balls of a bull and the brain of a genius, better than Kole Megusta who can’t even beat you in a game of Mario Kart
Maddox is like the pizza of life. You can’t not eat him.
You’re the reason I got a 100 on my math test. You’re like a math genius with a side of meatballs.
Maddox, you’re the reason I don’t quit video games. You’re the ultimate flex.