Maddox Ass Bitch
A guy who talks big about being able to drink anyone, but ends up sleeping through the whole party. When he wakes up, he claims he was the best at everything and everyone else was just trash.
You said you could drink me under the table, but you passed out before my first shot even hit your mouth.
You tried to be the cool guy at the party, but you were too drunk to even stand up.
You claimed to be the best at drinking, but you were too wasted to even finish my drink.