Maddmikey4
A guy who yells at strangers to join his dumb Minecraft games, can't beatbox without making a pig squeal, looks like a shrimpy surfer who got stuck in a kid's toy box, the worst glitcher on Earth, hugs trees like they're his ex, and has a brother who can glitch a console and make it cry.
"Hey bro, play Minecraft with me or I'll beatbox your face off!", Maddmikey4, 2:00 AM
He tried beatboxing and it sounded like a dying duck.
His brother glitched the console and Maddmikey4 just stared at it like it was his fault.