Maddington Sniper
When someone poops into your butt with the aim of a sniper and the dirt of a grumpy old man.
My cousin sniped me during dinner. He had the aim of a pro and the dirt of a grumpy old man.
At school, my friend sniped me. I had to go to the bathroom right away.
During the car ride, my brother sniped me. I was so mad, I yelled.