Mad.dik
a person who is so obsessed with dicks they forget their own name. they're the kind of person who starts fights over who has the bigger one.
My friend is Mad. dik. He started a fight in the mall over a guy's hat.
My neighbor is Mad. dik. He screamed at a chicken for looking at him wrong.
My brother is Mad. dik. He tried to beat up my dog because it didn't respect him.